if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you
this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
hes soooo sweet hes actually taking it slow with me like he knows i dont really have any experience yet and he doesnt force me to do sht like the most weve done was like kissing on the cheeks and i rly appreciate that i appreciate him